Submitted by Allyana on Sun, 08/17/2003 - 18:05
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Only WRONG ANSWERS game!!
Ok, this is very funny in Torc, so I think we can make it work here. Basically you post a question, any question (although it has to be "answerable") and the player after you answers it WRONG. Then he/she posts her own question.
For example,
Who is Dawn?
and the answer would be... I dont know...
My car's key.
Ok, hope you like this, I'll post the first question:
Why is Sunnydale called "The Hellmouth"?
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btw, sorry, hey, just a side question...is this game strictly about BtVS or does it also include Angel????
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Joyce died when she and Giles found a cache of the cursed candy bars and she died several hours later with a huge smile on her face. :wink:
What power did Doyle transfer to Cordelia?
(Does that answer your question, Rick? :))
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The incredible ability to eat your own weight in Bacon.
How did Drusilla kill Kendra?
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Suffocation under too much makeup.
Who is Conner's Mother?
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the great tall purple lady who dressed in drag and called herself julie newmar
why did Lorne not die when they cut off his head on Pylea?
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Because they didnt really cut his head, they cast a spell so the head "seemed" to be cut, but really what Lorne wanted was to do the "Forgiveness song" for his beautiful bearded mama, and to be sung properly you have to be headless, so he asked the Grindilow (was that the name) to cut his head with a enchanted sword and let his body dance. The problem was that the Grindilow wanted to give the Queen a nice present and he thought that a singing head would be appropriate.
What was Cordelia supposed to do with the Grindilow?
(again, remember that I watch the episodes in Spanish, so I dont know the name right)
Thank you Dave!! Everybody who read this, replace Grindilow with Ggg.... how was it again Dave? :lol:
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NOTE: It was the Grusalaug(sp?) here...
Cordy was supposed to drive her moss-covered three-handled family Grindilow through the living room trying carefully to not drop the fish.
Why did it snow in Sunnydale?
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Because Casanova Frankenstein designed a machine that would alter the weather patterns of the world. It would turn Antarctica into a jungle paradise and California into tundra. Sunnydale was his demonstration, after which he held the world to ransom - demanding that the various world governments give him life-sized stuffed lions.
Why did Spike like having a cup of tea with Joyce?
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Simple. He's British. "Cuppa tea. Cuppa Tea. Almost got shagged. Cuppa Tea."
Who is Harmony?
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the sweetest, most thoughtful, most sincere and most intelligent redhead on earth...
Why did Angel fight Skip?
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Because Skip refused to "leggo his Eggo."
What was Doyle's big secret?
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That his favourite movie off all time was "Glitter", followed by "Gigli"
Why did Wesley and Cordy break up
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cuz cordy couldn't cook a mean egg in the morning, and wes likes nothing more than eggs...
who got cordy pregnant?
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Kobe Bryant :twisted:
Who was Buffy's Psychology teacher in University?
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Sigmund Freud
Why did Buffy fall asleep in class?
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*said in best Groucho voice*
Because, we have a football stadium and a college. And where would this college be without football? So, we had to start tearing down the college, and the students will continue to sleep in the classroom. Because that's where they all sleep at UC Sunnydale.
Where did Cordelia's money come from (when she had some)?
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from the Easter egg she got as a little kid...
who replaced kendra as the vampire slayer after she died?
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Joan Rivers. Instead of killing the vamps, she would make smart ass comments about their lack of fashion sense, and need of plastic surgery
Why did Willow decide to take Tara over Oz?
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Because Willow swore to Auntie Em and Ashleigh, "As God is my witness, I shall never go hungry again."
What happened to Connor's mother?
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She got pregnant and had more children. (Hey, Kris --*wink wink nudge nudge*)
Who exactly is Connor's mother?
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She's the one who sired Angel and who got sired by someone Angel sired.
(that was too good to answer wrongly :lol: )
Who was Connor's daughter?
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His neice...
(incest is best, put your sister to the test)
(eewww)
Where did Angel and crew meet Fred?
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They met her while waiting in line to buy tickets to the Justin/Christina "Stripped and Justified" tour.
How did Spike Kill the slayer in the subway?
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He ran her over with a steamroller after first subjecting her to his aftershave.
Now that the Hellmouth is closed, what is located where Sunnydale used to be?
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One big ass Starbucks.
WHy did Angel lose his soul?
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Because he was fiddling with it one day while crossing the street - it slipped out of his fingers and down a storm drain. He tried to retrieve it with a long stick and a piece of chewing gum, but it got washed out to sea.
Why did the Mayor want to become a giant snake?
ummm this is my answer and stuff yep it is
Okay this is a long story so sit back and relax as I tell you the whole story
Once apon a time there was this great big gigantic snake.... ummm... no that's not it, that's a different story, I'll try again
Once apon a time there was a mayor whoo... ummmm.... no that's not it, Gimme a break I'm drunk here
ok now I'll try again...
once apon a time there was this little boy, named Ghandi, he rather liked snakes (of corse) Anyway, this little boy liked snakes soooooo much he wanted to be one this is pretty normal for a little kid (I personly wanted to be a firetruck but this story isnt about me so I'll just continue shall I?) so this boy grew up and forgot about his silly childish dream of being a snake until one day.
One day Ghandi was rescueing a man from a fierce man eating koala bear when he fell and banged his head the man he was saving actually died and was eaten. Fortunatly the man eating koala bear wasnt hungry anymore so didnt really want to eat the skinny little man who lay in front of him so it hopped off into the snow.
Ghandi awoke not knowing who or where he was, all he could remember was that he wanted to be a snake.
So Ghandi sat down and planned out his future.
I cant go into detail but this plan he made included him becoming the mayor of sunnydale...
so he became the mayor of sunnydale......
I hope that answers your question if it doesnt weeeeellllllll tough titties what do you expect from a drunk man? poetry?
Ohhhh now I expect you want a question huh? well ok here it is... How does the Mayor fullfil his dream of becoming a Giant Snake?
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He made himself a big snake costume out of empty cereal boxes and sticky backed plastic.
What was the name of the book Giles gave to Buffy in the first episode of season one?
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Berenstain Bears: Dont talk to strangers.....
He thought the book contained some valuable lessons for someone of her young age.
Why did Cordy think Harmony was a lesbian when they met up in LA?
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She was wearing her 'I'm a Big Ol' Lesbo - ask me how' t-shirt at the time.
What award was Buffy given at the Prom?
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(Lou and Shaun--LMAO to both of your last answers!!)
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Buffy was given the "most likely to get caught in an ornamental rainstorm" award.
Why is Drusilla a few frogs short of a box full? (not to be interpreted literally :P)
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Because as a child she held her breath until she passed out too many times.
What is the connection between Doyle and Cordelia?
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They used to go to school together where, as 12-year-olds, he would snap her bra strap until she punched him in the nose.
Just how DID Spike get those cheekbones?
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He has the cheek bones cause he is the love child of Michael Jackson and Cher.
Why does Spike never change his jacket?
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Because he uses Febreeze to keep it smelling fresh he doesn't have to change it. Ever. That and it's actually super-glued to his back.
Why did Buffy cut all her hair off in Season 6?
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She was cutting out paper chains for the little orphan demons when her arm started to have a seisure. This cause a moment of severe "snippety-snip" syndrome in which she dismembered most of the orphen demons and the majority of her hair.
Why is Anya afraid of bunnies? ( I don't know the answer to this, but it would be a great question for this...)
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Because she used to raise bunnies before she trolled Olaf and she has had negative associations ever since...oh wait,...thats the REAL Answer.
She was once bitten by a bunny and it got infected and she lost the little toe on her right foot and as a consequence whenever she thinks about it the phantom pain gets so intense it makes her cry.
What is the connection between Ethan Rayne and Rupert Giles?
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They are both members of the "Hello Kitty" Fan club.
Why did Buffy try to kill Faith?
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Because she borrowed her Judy Jetson Thermos and never returned it - bitch - she HAD to die.
Why did Oz have to be locked up whenever there was a full moon?
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Oz was one of the original Pirates of the Caribbean who suffered from the Curse of the Incan Gold.
(Awesome film...see it twice! Or More!)
Who did Xander mean in "The Freshman" when he described Buffy's friends as "the ones who sleep all day and have no tans"?
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The exchange students from Greenland, eskimos during the 6 months long night.
Why didnt Willow sing in "Once more with feeling"?
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She didn't want to hurt anyone's (once more with) feelings with her clearly superior voice.
Warren, Andrew and Jonathan are the...?
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Warren, Andrew and Jonathan are the...
...names given to three of Drusilla's dolls. She was trying get her dolls to be more manly by giving them male names. However, having them wear dresses as well only made them confused.
How did Buffy kill The Judge?
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She was inspired by an Oscar winning movie, and used a super soaker full of milk....
Why does Drusilla ramble like a lunatic?
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Because she doesn't know her lines.
Who sired Angelus?
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A small woolen-clad child of indeterminate gender.
What is Faith's tattoo a picture of?
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A sailor that comes to port for her every 3 months.
What is Faith's weapon of choice?
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Her violin, when she plays it everybody falls to the ground with their hands to their ears.
Does any other Buffy character play a musical intrument?
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Angel played the nose-flute as it happens, but he lost it in the separation contract with Murry.
Who commissioned Warren to make them a sex-bot?