Fun at the expense of an American politician

Submitted by Kaarin on Fri, 07/18/2003 - 20:24

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I found this on another board a while ago when we were discussing presidential candidates and saved the file. Just two days ago, after seeing Attack of the Clones, I remembered this, and relocated the file. Just thought that it would be fun to share with everybody. :)

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Fun at the expense of an American politician

Submitted by Allyana on Sun, 08/17/2003 - 09:11.

Eerie resemblance, Do you think Lucas inspired on him?

(just talking about the physical resemblance here, dont have the least idea about anything else :roll: )

Fun at the expense of an American politician

Submitted by Disposable_Hero on Sun, 08/17/2003 - 09:48.

So.....American senators are Sith...

Suddenly, things are coming together and everything is making sense. :p

Fun at the expense of an American politician

Submitted by Evalyn Toussaint on Sun, 08/17/2003 - 09:50.

lol! i knew it :twisted:

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Submitted by Kaarin on Thu, 08/21/2003 - 11:31.

Yes, well, I found a better comparison shot.

Note that they are even more similar in the same pose. :)

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Submitted by Disposable_Hero on Thu, 08/21/2003 - 11:33.

LOL! More proof!

Fun at the expense of an American politician

Submitted by MrDave on Thu, 10/09/2003 - 14:55.

Fun at the expense of an American politician

Submitted by Tarix Conny on Thu, 10/09/2003 - 17:46.

That is too funny....LOL.... :lol:

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Submitted by Kieran on Fri, 10/10/2003 - 11:11.

tsk tsk...arnie will pahmp ahp caleeforneea

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Submitted by Mantheana on Fri, 10/10/2003 - 13:17.

Jaa... I meen now in ah cuhntree thaat sells macheeen guns oover zer coouunter, I can teeaach zer liddle kiddies how to shoot everyyone unt blow sturf up. Ay alvayz saaiid ze vorld neeeded suhm more violence behbee! *flexes muscles* Vote Schwarzenegger! Prove the stuuupidity of politics. And remember, if I caan aact zat good on zer bg schreen,vhy not tryy mine hant at governing a verry poowerfool state?

*sniggers at the fact that this CAN actually happen. Thankfully, only in America.*

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Submitted by Disposable_Hero on Fri, 10/10/2003 - 14:04.

Now this is, apparently, something Arnie said in his election campaign. A reporter was asking him what his view on homosexuals was:

"I tink dat a omozezual relationship shud be between a man and a woman."

:lol:

it made me laugh...

Fun at the expense of an American politician

Submitted by Logan on Fri, 10/10/2003 - 18:25.

Oh Arnie, whenever will you learn.... :D

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Submitted by Kaarin on Fri, 04/30/2004 - 07:45.

Another image I found. What is it with Star Wars and politics? :)

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Submitted by MrDave on Fri, 04/30/2004 - 17:44.

I saw this about 6 months ago when someone posted it at work.

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Submitted by Kaarin on Sun, 07/04/2004 - 13:33.

I apologise to dial-up users, but....

Rumsfeld Fighting Technique!

Fun at the expense of an American politician

Submitted by Kaarin on Fri, 07/09/2004 - 08:50.

In other news, Darth Rumsfeld slaughtered the White House Press Corps when they questioned whether Tony Blair would approve plans to attack Iraq.

"He will join us or die," remarked the Sith Lord, adding, "We got Death Star."

(See the blog entry in all its glory here)

I will ask again - what is it with political humour and Star Wars? *raises eyebrow*

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Submitted by Meredith Bell on Fri, 07/09/2004 - 09:06.

I don't know but I think Tony Blair is more of an Ewok than Luke Skywalker - and makes about as much sense ;)

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Submitted by Disposable_Hero on Fri, 07/09/2004 - 09:09.

Though I think I prefer Blair's plans for the EU more than an Ewok's...;)

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Submitted by James_Connor on Fri, 07/09/2004 - 09:23.

the Eu can go fuck its self

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Submitted by Meredith Bell on Fri, 07/09/2004 - 09:29.

Kyle Ashton wrote:

Though I think I prefer Blair's plans for the EU more than an Ewok's...;)

Oh I don't know Matt it could be pretty cool, just think we could all go live in trees and play the drums and fly around on those little paragliders. Sounds more fun than regulating the bendiness of a banana - but that's just me ;)

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Submitted by Kaarin on Sat, 08/07/2004 - 11:51.

New from the politics board's Friendly Fascist Oversight Adam and Nazi Mod Mhallex.... it's the Election 2004 Drinking Game!

One drink when Kerry says "I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty!"
One drink every time John Kerry mentions Vietnam.
One drink each time Jon Kerry salutes.
Two drinks on “I won three purple hearts.”
Chug on a blatant waffle.
Each time John Edwards mentions the number of Americas, take one drink for each America.
Take a drink anytime John Edwards’ father’s occupation is referenced.
Every time Bush mentions terrorism, take a drink.
If God is mentioned, take a drink.
If the phrase “weapon(s) of mass destruction” is used” take a drink.
If the phrase “Axis of Evil” is used, or any of its member states are named, take a drink.
If the words “freedom” and “Iraqi people” appear in the same sentence, take a drink.
Take a drink if the phrase “we wont back down” is used.
Finish the glass if Dick Cheney actually appears in public.

Fun at the expense of an American politician

Submitted by Hola-Meg-a-Cola on Sat, 08/07/2004 - 13:27.

Haha, oh, but you forget the best part of the game...

Take a shot everytime Cheney has a heart attack :wink:

Fun at the expense of an American politician

Submitted by Disposable_Hero on Sat, 08/07/2004 - 17:43.

Okay, when's the election?

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Submitted by Meredith Bell on Sat, 08/07/2004 - 19:42.

Of course they have to locate the heart first, Meg ;)

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Submitted by MrDave on Tue, 09/28/2004 - 18:06.

Andy Borowitz of Newsweek wrote:

Sept. 28 - In what some political insiders are calling an attempt to lower expectations in the days leading up to the first presidential debate, the White House today announced that President George W. Bush has an IQ of 67.

"The president is far, far less intelligent than is commonly thought," White House spokesman Scott McClellan told reporters. "Even the simplest tasks remain well beyond his reach."

Reinforcing the impression that the president will be overmatched in Thursday's debate with Sen. John Kerry, McClellan showed reporters never-before-seen footage of Bush oafishly tumbling from his mountain bike.

"What a moron," McClellan said.

The White House spokesman said that Bush cannot possibly be expected to do well in a debate with Kerry, who McClellan said "has an IQ of 193" and "is widely considered the best debater on the planet."

Heeding calls for a shake-up, the challenger hopes his new cravat will close the gap with Bush but within minutes of the White House press conference, Kerry spokesman Joe Lockhart fired back, telling reporters, "John Kerry is much stupider than he looks."

As evidence of Kerry's idiocy, Lockhart referred to the floral-patterned windsurfing pants the senator wears while enjoying his favorite water sport.

"His a-- looks enormous in those pants," Lockhart said. "What kind of a moron would leave the house with his a-- looking like that?"

Elsewhere, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said today that it was unfair to compare the upcoming Iraqi elections to those held in America, "except for Florida."

Andy Borowitz is the author of The Borowitz Report, and the winner of the National Press Club's humor award. For more, go to http://www.borowitzreport.com.

© 2004 Newsweek, Inc.

Source: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6125258/site/newsweek/

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Submitted by Meredith Bell on Tue, 09/28/2004 - 18:12.

Quote:

"The president is far, far less intelligent than is commonly thought."

How is that even possible? Surely that's saying the general public are pretty unintelligent if they haven't already figured this out. :twisted:

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Submitted by MrDave on Wed, 09/28/2005 - 20:34.

I'm still a bush supporter...but this was pretty funny dispite the horrible events that took place to make it happen (and I am NOT talking about the OHIO votes!)

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