Submitted by Kieran on Thu, 08/28/2003 - 11:49
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'twas a midnight dreary
and all in Wayne Manor were leery,
when Alfred awoke
and to his master he did poke,
"Sir, i think there is the signal"
"Alas Alfred, here is always abysmal.
To the Batcave where i will dress."
"To face the likes of killer croc, poison ivy and save the damsel in distress."
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So, away Batman did fly
With a hearty hero cry -
"Here I come to save the day"
To capture the bad-guys come what may.
As he donned his apparel and fastened his cape
He thought to himself...
*Gee, Catwoman is HOT!* :D
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But for even Catwoman he could not stop,
and so over roof tops he did hop,
until finally he caught site of Riddler, Penguin and Joker,
the three engaged in a villanous game of poker....
Oh yes, I am such a poet
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Riddler cheated and Joker did Too
Penguin played dirty with a loaded bumbershoo'
But Batman played fair and cleaned all their clocks.
So the three of them teamed up and freed Killer Croc!
The lizard charged forth (despite the futility).
for on Batman's belt was the proper utility.
"Bat-Lizard Repellant!" said the heroic Dark Knight.
"That Stuff Really Stinks!" Said Croc in his flight.
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far down the tower did big Killer Croc fall
to which the dark, avenging knight then made a quick call,
"Dick, Croc is gone."
"Who cares im all undone."
Furious at the response did Batman disconnect
and ran and ran and ran until he fell upon Joker's new sect...
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Then over the rooftops Catwoman did flip,
She stood posed before him, twiddling her zip
"I've just pulled a heist," she purred with glee,
"But are you man enough to come and catch me?"
Batman growled low, "I'll see you in jail."
But Catwoman laughed, "Not this female."
She leapt from the roof to land lightly below,
Then raced through the dark leaving Bat to follow.
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Now if there's one thing Bats could do with ease
It was chase and then capture the pretty ladies
Though Catwoman was nimble and stretchy to boot
(Not to mention looking great in that PVC suit)
Her wiles and her cunning did cost her a lot
But who gives a damn when you're looking so hot!
However, Bats had a spectacular plan!
To help him to capture this sexy woman.
He gathered his tools ;) and set up his trap
A saucer of milk, ball of yarn and a toasty warm lap
But alas for our hero he'd made a mistake!
He didn't realise this was one lactose intolerant kitty with a yarn alergy!
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While the Dark Knight fought against his hot feline foe,
Robin was no where to be found, he was a no show.
In truth, the Boy Wonder was off on the other side of Gotham,
Laying peacefully in his bed, watching reruns of "Blossom"
*Where is Robin?* he wondered, as he took another hit,
If that side kick doesnt show, Batman's really in Shit..
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In the Batcave Robin was in a state of mourning,
Because "Blossom" had been cancelled without a single warning.
With nothing to do the Boy Wonder had a doubt,
That he might as well go and help Batman out.
So off Robin went into the night
To aid his pal Batman to fight the good fight
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He ran to his bike which was quite out of gas
so he mounted a batwing which was hard on his ass.
Robin in fact did not know how to fly
so he wheeled crazily as he shot to the sky.
Like a drunken chiroptera he flitted about
weaving and bobbing among buildings in and out
he spotted poor batman awash in his trouble
He knew that had to get down there in a double.
So he hit the 'Eject' and jetted quite clear
of the batwing which continued to fly very near
"Thank heaven for autopilot" thought Robin as he floated
down to help Batman over whom the Joker Gloated.
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"Boy Wonder!" cried Bats,
to which the Joker cried, "Rats!"
So again the pre-Nightwing
Arrived just like lightning.
Note: I always found this thread amusing...I wanted to see it resurrected.
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But The Joker he had, a plan most cunning,
To take Batman and Robin out of the running.
With glee Joker rubbed his hands together,
Now he was feeling particularly clever.
Said he - "Ho Boywonder, just in time!
To be caught in this trap of mine!
Foolish Bats, you thought you'd won,
When really the party has just begun..."
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Then out from the shadows came Two-Face and Bane,
Then Scarface and Riddler - Robin soon showed the strain.
But Batman held firm, his face much more sanguine,
Until from behind came Ivy, Scarecrow and Penguin.
As Batman looked 'round, Joker's lips in mirth parted,
He crowed to the Bat, "And I've only just started!"
The Joker then gestured to his side, down the block,
And up the road stalked Clay Face and Killer Croc.
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"Holy Murderous Ambush!"
Robin shouted with fright
"There's very little way we can survive this night!"
"Never fear, old chum"
Batman said to his charge
"It is part of my plan to appear overrun."
"How can that be?"
Robin's puzzlement showed
"There far too many villains for just you and for me."
"You and I are a team,"
batman said to his pal,
"But you aren't my only super partner it seems."
A Green Light flashed above
And Superman flew
Wonder Woman, Flash, Fire and Ice came in too.
"The Justice League! Drat!"
the Joker exclaimed
"I'd better hop in the Jokermobile and scat!"
"Leave the Joker to me!"
Batman said as he chased
With Robin in tow, after Joker, raced he..