Submitted by Stalker on Sun, 07/28/2002 - 05:32
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...at that time Gunther came along wearing his shiny emerald slippers and stood next to the manatee.
Luke, flush with anger took out his lightsaber and attempted to kill both Gunther and the Manatee. He aimed for thier heads and swiped his light saber.
Nothing happened, Luke realised that his light Saber had ran out of batteries.
With that, depressed Luke ran away screaming, "I'll be back"
Gunther....
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Story Lines Game
okay here we go here is a new game like the word assosiation game but something to stir your imagination more
this is how it works I write a sentence and you continue on with the sentence from the last word I said and.... arrggh bugger it you'll get the idea
I think well call it Story Lines Game
beginning
The old man walked down the dusty road he saw something real pretty in the ditch beside him it was a great big...
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...cow pat with a beautiful flower arrangement embedded in its swirly centre. He...
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...decided against taking it with him as his pocket were alredy full of...
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...sugar and cream for his cup of coffee that awaited him at...
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...the new paper mill that had just opened. he only new about it because
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...of the pleasant woman he ran into earlier. She...
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...was actually quite ugly and looked alot like a...
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...dog! But that was beside the point! She had the most enchanting accent. She told the man...
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...in her scottish accent "der is a new mill open ye darft bastard" and the she let out the loudest...
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...most beautiful and captivating chord from her golden harp that she carried in a...
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...old potato sack. The sack was a fine sack, made of...
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...good sturdy horse hair. But it was no ordinary horse hair, twas...
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...blue and smelt like mold. The lady only used the sack for her harp because...
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...who would dare to look for a golden harp in a blue sack that smelt like mould? Apparently...
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...not the old man. he didn't notice the harp until she played it then she magically...
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...called apon her golden chariot of fire and...
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..left the planet. The old man was suprised but...
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stranger things had happened, so he shrugged and continued on his way. A bit later, the old man...
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Forgive me for interrupting the string...but how is this game played. (It may seem obvious, but I have a history of screwing up these little projects by assuming I know and making an ASS out of U and ME, minus the U.)
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You just pick up the story where the last person left off. Then start a new sentence and leave it open for the next person to continue.
Now stop interrupting. :P
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. . . decided that he himself needed a harp and a chariot to carry him away. But he didn't look under the bed or under the dresser, he. . .
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...went to Woolworths instead of the mill because he knew he had...
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...more than enough "The Right Suff"...instead of the usual, casual, often mistaken. . .
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...diseases that could mark him as an outcast of society. No, today, he was a new...
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...man. He was happy so happy that he was whistling the tune from...
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...Sesame Street. So caught up in his merriness, he didn't notice the...
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dark, lurking stranger following him. Before he knew what was happening, ...
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... a wandering troubadour appeared in front of him, singing about ...
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...love and death and the price of fish, the song was so alluring that the man couldn't help but...
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sing along. He followed the troubador, and the dark, lurking stranger followed him. This strange parade continued on until...
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...the Troubador fell into a manhole. It was a dark and deep place where no sound could escape, and as the man looked into the depths...
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...a rank smell wafted up, causing the old man to...
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... recall the last lunch he'd had, of rotting cabbage. The dark, lurking stranger crept closer to the man...
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and whispered in his ear promises of wealth and whiskey. The old man's attention was divided between the money and the music, so he
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sat down beside the manhole to ponder the situation. From below, music continued, and the man...
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felt his stomach settle. He began to whistle a melacholy tune becuase it felt good in his mouth even though it made him cry. The stranger said....
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"What song is that? It's new and yet so familar." He sat down beside the man and started humming along. Suddenly out of nowhere...
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...Simon Cowell from 'Pop Idol' appeared and offered him a 12 million dollar contract with Maveric Records, to which the man....
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replied, "Not for a billion dollars. Thank you very much." Simon stormed away in a huff. The man, on the other hand...
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...reached into his pocket and pulled out the billion dollar debit card he always carred for such occasions and offered it to the old man. "Many many pennies for your thoughts..." he said. The old man pondered the card, and took it and said...
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"I think the sky is a lovely shade of yellowish taupe." He pocketed the card, thanked the stranger, and started on his way once again. In no time at all...
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...he was completely lost and disoriented (he was an very old man, you see). He searched his pockets for his medication, but all he found was...
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A half eaten ham sandwich, some jacks, and a small ball of string. Seeing these items, the old man had a brilliant idea. He began....
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...to tie the string to the jacks and once he had gotten two of them attached, he mashed the ham sandwich in a ball around the jacks. He then walked to the pier (which he could clearly see) and lowered his makeshift fishing line into the water. It was not long before he caught...
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...Tetanus because the water was so polluted from the outlet pipe from a nearby sewerage treatment plantation, however when he withdrew his makeshift 'fishing line' from the water he found...
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a very beautiful mermaid attached to the hook. She'd been attracted to the scent of the ham sandwich (Tasty food was scarce due to the highly polluted water) but had gotten entangled in the line before she could swim off.
She begged the old man to set her free, promising to give him all the riches the sea had to offer. The old man said...
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..."AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!! A MERMAID!!!!! EEKKK!!!" because he was afraid of mermaids, which isn't uncommon. *Grins* So he cut the line free and dumped the mermaid back in the rancid infested water and ran screaming like...
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...a banshee which oddly enough is what the small boy in the apartment above the pier thought he was. The child was traumatized by the experience and stayed under his bed until...
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... he could hear the monster in his closet moving around. He knew it would come bursting out soon, so he ...